BINNS' PROM PARTY!!
Quote list (send me them if
you want: abinns@techboston.org)
| • | "This is so NOT morning music" | |
| -janice at (about) 4:30 am - 5:00 am in reference to WBCN being on, blaring | ||
| • | "Okay...You can pour, but I want to put it in the cup" | |
| -janice, talking to rudy (matt ryan), after offering a drink. | ||
| • | "Dammit!!! I already drank too much!" | |
| -janice | ||
| • | Mish: "imagine i have no clothes on." Sam: "yeah im there! im the chaperone" |
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| -sam (my cousin)... | ||
| • | "There can be absolutely NO SEX happening in my room! Unless it involves me!" | |
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-sam |
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| • | Sam: "You can't use the toilet in that bathroom!" Lisa: "Um, I'm pretty sure I can...." |
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-sam and lil lisa |
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| • | "I'm old enough to break the law." | |
| -sam | ||
| • | "ok come and see that no one is having sex in my bed. just come and see" | |
| -sam, in reference to his bed being used.... | ||
| • | Sam: "Where's Andrew? " Someone: "His limo was late." Sam: "AAAAHHHHHHH. I see. Like, his limo's late, his limo's late, or more like, he's getting some, his limo's late? That's what I always used to say when I was late because I was getting some ass, I'd be like "Hey, my limo's late!" |
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| -conversation between sam and sombody | ||
| • | "You didn't want to drink or anything at this party, did you?" | |
| -lisa, to a very disappointed Josh | ||
| • | "grrrrrrrrrrrr" | |
| -lisa's tummy =) | ||
| • | Lisa: "How are you?" Sam: "Good....HAHAH...good!!!" |
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| -conversation between lisa and sam | ||
| • | "Where am I?" | |
| -lisa, waking up in binns' bed at 6:00 am | ||
| • | Lisa: "Guy! Guy! Guy! It's Guy!" Guy: "Did somone call me? I swear I heard my name." |
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| -lil lisa and guy | ||
| • | "WHY would ANYONE ever buy DECAF!?!?" | |
| -everyone, the morning after | ||
| • | "I don't know, I don't usually buy decaf...?" | |
| -binns' shrugging perplexed dad | ||
| • | "Wooohh.... Stop moving so fast" | |
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-greg, talking to rudy (matt ryan) after rudy went for the hi 5! |
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| • | "I dont think salt will help me sober up" | |
| -greg, no explanation needed! | ||
| • | "Bleeeeehhhh.." | |
| -jeremy, the morning after | ||
| • | "Afiesha, are you wearing pants under there?" | |
| -jeremy | ||
| • | "Go get my backpack because I love you." | |
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-mandy to nick |
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| • | "I'm gonna send someone down the stairs and you have to guess who they are by their legs before you see their face." | |
| -sara larson | ||
| • | "ok so you were half naked. which half?" | |
| -nick (the marine) | ||
| • | "I'm feeling SO MUCH better!" | |
| -katie, holding a suspicious empty paper cup | ||
| • | Guy: "it's great that you tolarate
this kind of music." Kit: "oh yeah i ALWAYS put this station on at 5:30 AM!" |
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| -conversation between Guy and Kit (my dad) | ||
| • | "Oh my God! There's a half naked marine in that room!" | |
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-afiesha |
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| • | "How do I get out of here? This house is too damn big!" | |
| -everyone, except binns | ||
| • | "Wow. Look at this crew!" | |
| -alex alessi's dad, the morning after | ||
| • | "Wait, you mean there's ANOTHER "upstairs"?" | |
| -michelle whitaker | ||
| • | "How do we roll down the window? We have to wave to the people in THAT limo!" | |
| -the contents of the Brighton limo | ||
| • | "Um, yea, I don't think I'll be staying here..." | |
| -amelia, jeremy's date (she's not from Boston, she's from Brookline) | ||
| • | "Lisa, twenty cents says you didn't see anything." | |
| -keil (this was in no way related to that mysterious crack in my wall....) | ||
| • | "i cant tell. is my vioce different?" | |
| -rachel | ||
| • | "Does helium really kill brain cells?" | |
| -rachel, after rudy tells her to stop sucking so much helium | ||
| • | "Anyone who sleeps at Binns's house is GAY!" | |
| -josh | ||
| • | "NOW who can i hit on?" | |
| bennington, looking at matt ryan at 6 a.m | ||
| • | dan: "are you drunk?" mish:" i dont think so, how can i tell ?" dan:(gives test) "you're drunk " mish: "oh no! but i cant be.. i had three sips.. am i drunk? oh gosh..." (The next morning) dan: "you know i was kidding right....?" |
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| -our very own dan and michelle! | ||
| • | "do hairpins count?" | |
| -girls playing strip pool | ||
| • | "oh man.. was that firehydrant under the swing last night?" | |
| -benington and mish (editors note: i have a swing?) | ||
| • | "im good at pool after two games... unfortunatelystrip pool is my second game of the night" | |
| -mish | ||
| • | "my twig! my twig!" | |
| -guy out on the street cluthing a small piece of tree branch at 1;30 in the morning | ||
| • | "Why play strip-pool if you're not going to strip" | |
| -everyone after katie backed out of the game before losing her shirt. | ||
| • | "the pants do not come off" | |
| -afiesha as warning to perkins | ||
| • | "take 'em off! take 'em off!" | |
| -binns | ||
| sam: "are hineken caps twist offs?" nick: "no i don't think so" sam: "oh man i just broke the bottle" |
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| -i wanna be a chaperone when i grow up! | ||
| leah: "How fucked up are you on
a scale of 1-10?" sam: "9&1/2" marcus: "how fucked up are you gunna be by the end of the night?" sam: "11&1/2" leah: "why don't you pass out on a couch somewhere?" sam: "because I'm the chaperone!" |
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| -the couple that broke my bed! and sam | ||
| "Ewww I'm allergic to you! Go away!" | ||
| - Kara speaking dearly to Binns' cat | ||
| "ooooo! its raining hairpins!...on my head...why is that??" | ||
| -lizziebeth, on the floor, while leah and marcus took out the hairpins in her hair | ||
| "I'm the bandit Now......I'm the red baron, i'm the red baron!!!!" | ||
| -jeremy, running around helter skelter with bennignton's hat(diana and jacques hugging each other to stop from passing out with laughter) | ||
| "Someone stole my date!!" | ||
| -janice, when ben went missing, no names coughcoughKARAcoughcough | ||
| "So my mom told me that I have a problem with alcohol, and i said I have a fuckin' problem without alcohol!!" | ||
| -sam | ||
| Sam: "There's a problem..they're having
sex in my bed" Amarley: "Oh my God! Oh my God! Burn the sheets!" |
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| -sam and amarley discussing, well... yeeeeeah. | ||
| Dan "So you wanna play for a dollar
a ball?" Jacques "eh..I'm kinda high, how's 50 cents a ball sound?" |
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| -god bless weed, always brings out the intelligence in people... | ||
| " That's number 1 and that's number 2" | ||
| -ben, pointing to everyone's boobs | ||
| "Let's go brush our teeth!! Hey Josh, do you wanna brush my teeth?" | ||
| -lil lisa! and she wasn't even drunk or high! | ||
| Amarley: hey sam! what's up sexy! Sam: Amarley!!!!! this is my girl! where you been? (beer in one hand smoke in the other) | ||
| At this point Amarley Blushes.... | ||
